September 2012
1 tag
theblondememorywitch:
Something tumblr has taught me
im-the-swan-queen:
natashhha:
“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason
awastrelmescalined:
when you ship one person with two different people with equal intensity
edsheewalkedd:
you’re scrolling through tumblr
there’s no one online and your dash is dead
out of the corner of your eye you spot them
the australians
mittromney:
please dont vote for me
julieruin:
remember when smut was called lemon
thebombardier:
deeppuddles:
...
coffeeandcheesecake:
it astounds me that humans have been on this planet for thousands and thousands of years and still haven’t learned how to be decent to each other
problemsleuth:
nothing gay about getting your dick sucked
foxnewsofficial:
how much would it cost to get this image reproduced as wallpaper all over my house
1 tag
easy-o started following you
crispyprosciutti:
SCREAMS
ohmygodethan:
forever paranoid that people hate me and just aren’t saying anything
stuartsometimes:
scarlettshazam:
stuartsometimes:
why are boy clothes so much better
Clothing doesn’t have genders. It is clothing.
I literally can’t even make a fucking text post without getting a social justice blogger down my throat I AM SO ANNOYED WITH TUMBLR
there is a boys section and there is a girls section why are you arguing with me
myladymother:
I hate when you say “I hate that song” and someone goes “well you have to admit it’s catchy”
the fucking plague is catchy that doesn’t mean it’s good
3 tags
castielthebadassangel:
thegabbicave:
0ftenhated:
savannahfaerie:
doctorsaxon:
sweetmotherofpie:
Imagine a movie like The Avengers
But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces
It was Disney Princesses
“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.
“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”
YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE
“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove”
“Kuzco.. Smash”
when he’s...
non-english speaker: I am awfully sorry at the terrible state of my English abilities, as for the English language is not my mother tongue. I hope you forgive me for every foolish mistake I make.
people with english as their first language: lol it okei doe
This actually happened today
Art Teacher: To the person who's been drawing penises all over the art room--
Art Teacher: There are some anatomy books over there, these are really inaccurate.
“If you vote against Obama because he can’t get stuff done, it’s kind of like...”
– Chris Rock (via to-shoot-a-mockingjay)
Imagine if you were paid for being ugly
offendpoppunk:
i hate it when kids treat teachers with no respect
like do you have any idea how hard it is to deal with a bunch of kids everyday
every time someone talks back to a teacher or something i’m really inclined to jump out of my seat and yell at the kid to have some fucking respect
thecityofpaper:
do you guys ever do that thing where you adjust the tabs because they don’t look like they’re in the right order
barackfuckingobama:
mittromney:
please dont vote for me
I'm that person everyone replaces after a while.
Reblog if your icon is a fine piece of ass.
derekwhostillscaresme:
sterekaffairs:
teen wolf the only show where a character gets offended by being told he can’t be gay
#he was so upset #I COULD BE GAY DAD
