Assassins Creed: How to distract guards
Assassin recruits
Bombs
Poison
Dead Bodies
Prostitutes
May 2012
There are kind Slytherins.
There are brave Hufflepuffs.
There are some stupid Ravenclaws.
There are twisted Gryffindors.
Your House doesn’t define you.
And please, the next time you’re about to tease someone for being a lowly Hufflepuff, or a slimy Slytherin, or a stuck up Ravenclaw or even a foolish Gryffindor, just remember that we are all Hogwarts students. We’re all part of the magic.
Rob Cantor - Shia Labeouf (Haunter Bootleg/fuckabout/thing) [Freebie, click "Buy" to get it]
GUYS THERE’S A REMIX. THERE’S A REMIX.
- me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
- dad: hey she came out of her hole
- dad: it's like you live in a cave
- dad: we haven't seen you in a while
- dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
- dad: you only leave to stock up on food
- dad: oh and there she goes
- dad: walking right past me with her food
- dad: see you in a few days
Play
GET
THE AVENGERS
SPOILERS
OFF
MY
FUCKING DASHBOARD
YOU
FUCKING
PIECES
OF
SHIT
- Me: *breathes*
- Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE
Play
0:21
you’re walking in the woods
there is no one around
and your phone is dead
out of the corner of your eye you spot him
shia labeouf
Reblog if Shia LaBeouf
- me: tries to draw
- me: cries
April 2012
- Yusuf: Hey, I just met you.
- Yusuf: And this is crazy.
- Yusuf: But... DON'T TOUCH THAT.
- Yusuf: One wrong move and BANG! The whole building goes up!
m4ge:
Dear Homestuck fans
Why do you insist on making really stupid Homestuck-related comments on non-Homestuck youtube videos
Dear fandoms in general
Why do you insist on making really stupid fandom-related comments on non-fandom related youtube videos
- “im probably the biggest nerd you’ll ever meet”
- “im probably the most random person ever”
- “youll never meet anyone like me”
- “im different from most girls”
