March 2012
me: i'm gonna start being an asshole
me: *compliments everyone and gets taken advantage of*
Reblog if you can write amazing stories in your...
hey jei do your drawing
stale-brain-cake:
NOPE
Now you listen here, potted plant
novice-city:
I’ve had enough of your sass
Ubisoft: Oh, I see you're quite emotionally attached to this character...
Me: Yeah, they're gre-
Ubisoft: Dead.
Me: What?
Ubisoft: Yeah, they're dead now.
Watchyusufsfirmbutt:
cass-dawg:
jonbloom:
the cutest bear attack ever
That’s adorable!
But all I can see is this:
omg THEY’RE RUSSIAN TOO JFROKIEKJODNJE♥♥♥♥
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
12th graders: ew 11th graders
11th graders: ew 10th graders
10th graders: ew 9th graders
9th graders: ew middle schoolers
middle schoolers: ew elementary kids
elementary kids: ew babies
babies: ew fetus
fetus: ew wait how am i talking
February 2012
me: puts tablet pen down for 2 seconds
tablet pen: runs away
tablet pen: disappears into sheets
tablet pen: vanishes to the himalayas
tablet pen: floats into the sky
tablet pen: flies into orbit
tablet pen: combusts never to be seen again
me: why
